BAHAHAHAHAHA pwned like a game of backgammon

Going on the theory that when Hell freezes over it will be released.

A new galaxy has been dicovered that is 13 billion light-years away from earth and therefore only 2 lightyears away from hell (apparently) A1689-zD1, what it's called, will apparently collide with hell causing it to freeze over (something to do with atomic particals combining) which also apparently means that in only 200,000 years global warming will turn into global freezing because of the speed that the ice of hell will then travel.

Credits
Mr. Ham (helping with the mathmatics of it)
Me (Asking Mr. Ham)

You seem to be forgetting that Balck Meas is dead.